Matt Gaetz Undergoes Dangerous Procedure to Genetically Engineer Himself with Alien DNA (2025)

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1. Ayn Stein says:

   January 3, 2025 at 1:25 pm GMT

   It is a little-known fact that blacks are masters of alien technology. They tend to keep this to themselves, but they really get this stuff.

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   January 3, 2025 at 3:42 pm GMT •200 Words

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3. Red Pill Angel says:

   January 3, 2025 at 6:29 pm GMT

   Gaetz has looked like a Batman supervillain for a long time, but this is over the top. A number of conservative commentators have this weird look.

4. Angharad says:

   January 3, 2025 at 7:41 pm GMT

   What the HELL is Cowell doing to his face?

5. Belle Pepper says:

   January 3, 2025 at 8:56 pm GMT •100 Words

   But is that really Matt Gaetz? This person does look really strange. He reminds me of the Olympic athlete Bruce Jenner who had major facial surgery done so he could transition into a fake female. He looked as weird as this initially until he had a total face makeover. Either this is a fake,masked Gaetz, or he has a “change into” plan.

   •Replies: @Pythas

6. Pythas says:

   January 3, 2025 at 9:22 pm GMT

   @Belle Pepper

   This looks like AI generated bullshit. Also you mean he’s genetically engineering himself to look like an alien, illegal that is. Shit, he wants to look like a wetback. God-damn.

7. Anon[543] •Disclaimer says:

   January 3, 2025 at 11:06 pm GMT •100 Words

   Hey speaking of dangerous procedures with alien DNA, lookit all the vaxed-up spergs and SIDS winners flipping out at the thought of discourse with their eternal religious blood enemy RFK!

   https://www.metafilter.com/206998/The-Insane-Case-for-Finding-Common-Ground-With-RFK

   Listening to batshit mass-hysteria cases calling other people crazy is so trippy. It tells you how Avril Haines pulled off her crime against humanity of systematic and widespread medical experimentation under ulterior constraint and coercion in manifest breach of Nuremberg Code Article 1.

   •Replies: @mel belli

8. Ivor Biggun says:

   January 3, 2025 at 11:31 pm GMT

   Looks like the “New’ n Improved!” Brandon 2.0.

9. mel belli says:

   January 4, 2025 at 2:45 am GMT

   @Anon

   I queried Perplexity as to why Avril Haines is unpopular. The response was detailed and varied, but there was no mention of medical experimentation.

   •Replies: @Etruscan Film Star

10. Old Prude says:

    January 4, 2025 at 10:45 am GMT

    “Alien goo”. LOL.

11. Etruscan Film Star says:

    January 4, 2025 at 8:24 pm GMT

    @mel belli

    I queried Perplexity as to why Avril Haines is unpopular.

    Is she more unpopular than all the Biden appointees? Anyway, it isn’t her looks. The camera likes her.

12. rgl says:

    January 6, 2025 at 1:27 am GMT •100 Words

    Anglin …

    If this is supposed to be humour or satire, if fell flat. It is nothing more than stupidity. Were you high when you decided to submit this drivel?

    If, on the other hand, you meant this to be a factual missive, then in that case you need serious psychiatric help.

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